IT RETURNS FROM THE DEPTHS OF A SUNKEN GRAVE.... A GRAVE OF LEWDNESS!
Once again, I peddle my flesh for your monthly amusement.
Buy one for your mom, make her blush.
Buy one for your boyfriend, make him curious.
Buy one for your cat, make them confused.
This calendar is very obviously not for minors or safe for work.
IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS IS A PREORDER! Any items purchased with this order will only ship once the calendar ships. Estimated shipping is on or around December 10th.